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All I Need To Know About Life
نویسنده : اکبر نعمتی - ساعت ٧:٥٥ ‎ب.ظ روز ۱۳۸۳/٥/۸
 



All I Need To Know About Life
I Learned From A Cow



Wake up in a happy mooo-d.


Don't cry over spilled milk.



When chewing your cud, remember. . .
There is no fat, no calories, no cholesterol
and no taste!



The grass is greener
on the other side of the fence.
Turn the udder cheek
and mooo-ve on.



Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it's worth!


It's better to be seen and not herd.



Honor thy fodder and thy mother
and all your udder relatives.


Never take any bull from anybody.


Always let them know who's bossy!



Stepping on cow pies brings good luck.



Black and white is always
an appropriate fashion statement.



Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day
 
Akbar