Dusharm

 
joke
نویسنده : اکبر نعمتی - ساعت ۸:٢٧ ‎ق.ظ روز ۱۳۸٢/۱٠/٢٢
 

For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from
someone, and our computers were facing away from each other.

A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room.

I reached between our computers and switched the inputs for the
keyboards.

She came back and started typing and immediately got a distressed
look on her face.

She called the teacher over and explained that no matter what she
typed, nothing would happen. The teacher tried everything.

By this time I was hiding behind my monitor and quaking red-faced.
I started to type, "Leave me alone!"
They both jumped back, silenced. "What the . . . " the teacher
said. I typed, "I said leave me alone!" The kid got real upset. "I
didn't do anything to it, I swear!"

It was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud. The
conversation between them and HAL 2000 went on for an amazing
five minutes. Me: "Don't touch me!" Her: "I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to hit your keys that hard." Me: "Who do you think you are
anyway?!" Etc.

Finally, I couldn't contain myself any longer and fell out of my
chair laughing. After they had realised what I had done, they both
turned beet red. Funny, I never got more than a C- in that class.